When life hands you lemons

Blame the lemon lobby.

Find the deepest lemon pockets and sue.

Start an anti-lemon blog.

Taste one of the lemons and follow life around mocking everything they say in an exaggerated pucker lemon voice.

Patten jack-o-lemons. Make a fortune and buy life's employer in a hostile takeover. Then, make life get lemon aid every hour, on the hour.