Here are a few of the names I've heard tossed against the wall for the guy who hid a bomb in his underpants and tried to blow up a plane on Christmas Eve.
- Pantie bomber
- Nicker bomber
- Underwear bomber
- Skivvies bomber
- Ballux bomber
- Testicle Terrorist
- Fruit of the boom
- Tighty-Kaboom
We had to take our shoes off after the shoe bomber. How many jokes can be made for having to go commando through the airport. I for one am going to ware a kilt and not much else if I ever have to go through an airport in my life again. I heard the TSA stopped confiscating cigarette lighters only because they had trouble disposing of 22,000 lighters a day without causing an environmental disaster.
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