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2008-01-19

The power of Cynicism


Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, just over 60 Years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S . Air Force and other Federal Agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

  • Albert A. Gore, Jr.
  • Hillary Rodham
  • John F. Kerry
  • William J. Clinton
  • Howard Dean
  • Nancy Pelosi
  • Dianne Feinstein
  • Charles E. Schumer
  • Barbara Boxer

Yeah, and the Transistor was "invented" at Bell Labs in December of 47.

And people think the aliens made it happen.

"The power of accurate observation is called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw

From an Email


Albert A. Gore, Jr. born March 31, 1948
Hillary Rodham born October 26, 1947
John F. Kerry born December 11, 1943
William J. Clinton born August 19, 1946
Howard Dean born November 17, 1948
Nancy Pelosi born March 26, 1940
Dianne Feinstein born June 22, 1933
Charles E. Schumer born November 23, 1950
Barbara Boxer born November 11, 1940
George Bernard Shaw 26 July 1856–2 November 1950
Transistor 16 December 1947

Only Gore is an alien. Everybody knows that. Oh, and humans got Transistors and fiber optic cable from alien technology. Oh, Krazy glue and the internet also. I forget the rest.

So much for Cynicism.  Wait a minute, the reason I looked up all the dates is because I'm a cynic. So, this proves the power of cynicism.

I just fisked an email. I feel like a real blogger.

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