The pogo ladder.
"Tired of putting up Christmas lights and having to clime that ladder twice every three feet? Just bounce from one spot to the next. Save time. Have fun while doing household chores."
"Trim trees with a very sharp machete."
"Paint the eves.while holding a long stick in one hand and clinging to the pogo ladder with the other."
"Clean the gutters while bouncing over fences, shrubs and all the crap that is piled near your house."
"Clean those high windows all the way round the house and only have to climb the ladder once."
Spoken very quickly in a much quieter voice "Paten pending. Product not endorsed by any sane person."
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