Very Local News

• I must get fifteen ads for Viagra a day. What are these assholes trying to say about me?
• Is Paris part of France? After the French surrender yesterday, I didn't think anything like the Paris governor making the Dolly Lama an honorary citizen would happen.
• I like News from Lake Woebegone. It is a piece of Americana that I have just never experienced.
• Sometimes I wish I could just go for a drive and get away to clear my head. I wonder if my time spent blogging on the internet makes up for this need for solitude.