The Rat, The Cat, The Homemaker and Her Husband
So, there Nat and I were, snuggling on the couch after Elle had gone to
bed. When Tiger, the cat, jumps around the couch with the most
determined look on his face. He settles in a crouch staring between the
table and the chair. Nat says "He is stalking something." Just then, we
hear a scratching noise come from behind the couch and Tiger takes a
step forward. Nat hops up and starts moving furniture so Tiger can get
to whatever it is. she moves the little trash can from the side of the
couch and jumps back with an "eek!"
I ask "what is it?" "What did you see?"
Before I get the words out Nat says "That's my rat, Pretty Girl."
Now the goal has changed. We have to hold tiger back and retrieve the
rat before a tragedy occurs. The dog is going nuts. She is in heat and
we have had to keep her cooped up in her cage for the past three days
with only trips outside for short supervised periods.
We pull out the couch and Nat climbs back there. The rat is freaking
out. She never made a sound that I'm aware of until Nat had to finally
grab her. She squeaked in disapproval, but seemed to calm down when Nat
coddled her.
"That little bitch pushed open the top of her cage." Nat exclaimed. We
found something to tie the cage shut with. This morning, as Nat exited
the garage door to drive Elle and I to our daily toil she said to the
rat "No great escapes today Pretty Girl."
I'm surprised Elle didn't come running out from all the noise. Between
Nat and I moving furniture and the dog blowing a gasket in her cage it
was pandemonium.
One more family adventure.
It wasn't me. You can't prove anything.
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