Shaving my back
I made the mistake of
shaving my back. Or, I should say, I attempted to shave my back.
Every time I ran the clippers over my skin more hair came off. I gave
up and there are still logs sprouting off my upper arms just shy of
the shoulder blades. Where do you stop?
yeesh. What have I begun.
Picture of me
Every one complains that
there are no pictures of me. Well, here
is one that Lillian took from work.
This was taken late in the game. I was logy from ice-cream and
sitting in the sun. Love it or lump it, that's me.
Chechen
Presedent
There was an explosion
at a stadium that killed the president of
Chechnya. The
bomb was placed in a cement column months before the event. That is
scary as hell. That means years of planning. That means a
cover up, a plot, a conspiracy.
Some one had to sit down and think
about to what event the president would appear. Then they had to plan
where the event would occur. Then they had
to predict where the president would stand. Then they had to plant
the device. Then they had to set it off. I wander if they just had a
timer. That would mean knowing that this historic date would happen
on the same day, and that they always have the
ceremony at the same time in the same place. Maybe some one
involved in the choreography of the
president's moves was in on it. It boggles
the mind.
I suppose they were renovating the stadium for this
specific event. I bet they published the date and time of the event
before the renovations were complete. I bet it was obvious (a podium
next to a pillar) where the president would
stand during some speech. I wander if they
used a timer or if they set the device off with some kind of
remote.
So, all you project engineers out there, be ware. The bad
guys are watching your schedule. Make sure you think about what
terrorists might do with your plans and schedule information before
you hand them over to the contractors (who bid amazingly low) who
hate your client enough to kill them.
1 comment:
Very sneaky. That pic of you is tiny. For anyone interested, there is a similar pic of Kelly (could be the same one) on the link to his pictures from the ball game.
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