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2008-07-15

Dragon Wars

How do you fuck up a movie about dragons? One part over done shitty CGI. If you can't afford good CGI, put in a lot of shitty CGI. One part taking your self too seriously. One part poor, choppy, incoherent direction. One part bad sub-titles. One part over done plot line. And, last but not least, Oriental dragons as apposed to European dragons. Mix it all together and poor glue on it and call it day.

I would rather have read a comic book about dragons. I would rather have listened to some one tell me how bad this movie was before I waisted thirty minutes of my life on an hour and a half flick that had CGI dragons and still managed to suck.

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