Joke
An old farmer in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.  He had a large  pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old  farmer decided to go down to the pond,
as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.  As he neared the pond, he heard  voices shouting and laughing with glee.  As he came closer  he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his  pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of  the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
until you leave!"  The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you  ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. "Holding the bucket up he said, I'm here to feed the  alligator."

Flash Card
This is a cool story about how a Flash card just might survive where film probably would not. They talk about SanDesk cards surviving plane crashes and the laundry. Then at the bottom of the article it mentions that SanDesk is in Sunnydail California. . . . Isn't that where Buffy the Vampire Slayer was centered? hmmm, possessed supper memory cards. I bet there is a market for those.