We have this lab at work. Actually, it is a closet with network
connections. We call it the cubby. It is not wide enough for people to
sit at the opposite facing tables without doing the bump every time
someone moves.
It has become one of the more popular labs. Today there were four
people in this tiny space trying to work on different things at the
same time. It is the only lab with an internet connection. There are
times that is required for work on computers. There is no phone and
thus, someone in this lab has a very hard time hearing any
announcements over the address systems. This may be a plus or a minus.
There is a rickety shelf in the cubby that contains everything
electronic that is left over from hardware purchases. There are a
hundred cables of strange descriptions with a few notable exceptions.
Power cords have their own box. Network cords are sorted and kept
elsewhere. There are mice, keyboards, drive cables, face plates and any
other kind of junk that came with a computer and was not needed at
that moment on this shelf that was about to fall over when it was first
constructed. It looks like the shelf was assembled from miscellaneous
bits.
The tables are folding tables for the most part. This is no big deal
because all our tables are these folding tables. However, there is one
of these folding tables, broken, leaning against one wall. This is to
prevent anyone from putting weight on that table and killing one or
more of our employees in the process.
The chairs in the cubby are the dregs left over from the rest of the
building. One is old, orange, no wheels, looks like it came straight
out of a cheep dentist's waiting room and smells funny. Another is
lopsided and doesn't roll, or go up and down any more. Another is a
perfectly serviceable folding chair, which is bad enough on it's own.
A guy who no longer works at our company created the space to use
for setting up workstations and servers. This was the primary use of
the area. For about a year or more the area was used pretty much
exclusively for this purpose. Now it falls under miscellaneous.
There is one other attribute that makes this lab a bit different
than any other lab. It is open on one side to a large room. When there
are computers running in the cubby, you naturally speak louder over the
computers. This causes someone on the other side of the large room, or
in one of the close offices to hear every whisper.
The cubby was made official when it was given an office designation in our computer database. This is an attempt to find things as they vanish following daily use by a developer.
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