Family Crest
I cannot for the life of me figure out how to link straight to the pattern. A Tartan is a pattern that your clan uses on fabric. I don't have one directly, but the clan Guthrie is apparently attached to my last name. Natalie is looking all this stuff up for the wedding. I'm about to ware a kilt for my wedding. That is the coolest thing I've ever written. A kilt is more cool than armor. I can't wait to see Adam and Mike in a kilt.
Natalie keeps shoving stuff under my nose and asking me my opinion. I have tried to explain to her that I have no fucking idea what she is talking about. She needs to find a women who is interested in that kind of thing. I don't bather her with the latest computer crap. I don't ask her opinion on "Shelby Cobra, or Portia Spider?" Sometimes I think she forgets I'm a guy.
Anyway, the real Tartan stuff is freakishly expensive. We will have to make due with something from China. Well, aren't all textiles from China?

Day
Got up. Ate at KFC. Got Tried to get Elle to potty in the potty. Put Elle to bed. She has a coughing fit and wakes up. I put her back to bed. Nothing. I finally just give up. I don't care any more I need to learn to live without sleep. They get sleep when I go to work. I have to be alive for work. I can't take it any more. I don't know what to do.