Plastic Kelly

It wasn't me. You can't prove anything.

2004-09-29

My Personal Ad
I am 35, 5'10", 200 lb (last Doctor's visit).
I enjoy evenings of surfing the net for hours without uttering a word with the only exception of ranting for five or ten minutes about something that pisses me off to nobody. I have issues with relationships. I have fear of commitment. I am lost when it comes to what is important to others. I get stressed out over just about everything.  When things go wrong I clam up.
I would like to hook up with a woman who doesn't give a shit about that stuff. There has got to be one out there. If you like sitting around and reading while some one in the house mutters to himself and complains about how Farscape was canceled for political reasons, I'm the guy for you. If you have never cared what your man is thinking. If you have always wished that guy would stay out of your shit, I'm the man for you.
Posted by zhsy00001 at Wednesday, September 29, 2004

3 comments:

CyndyMW said...

Let's try this instead:
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I am 35, 5'10", 200 lb (last Doctor's visit).

I enjoy computers, the outdoors, and intelligent bantering conversation. I have had plenty of time to sort through my career and what I want in a relationship; all I need now is somebody special with whom to share my days. You will find that I am passionate about the things that are important to me and cannot easily be bothered by the things that aren't.

The woman for me is independent but open to letting someone like myself into her heart. She understands when I lament that Farscape was canceled for political reasons, and even if she doesn't identify with the first thing about my interests she is as willing to learn about them as I am about her. If you have ever wanted to have someone who would respect you as a person while showing you the love you deserve, I'm the man for you.

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Better?

- Cynthia

October 4, 2004 at 9:59 PM
CyndyMW said...

Let's try this instead:
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I am 35, 5'10", 200 lb (last Doctor's visit).

I enjoy computers, the outdoors, and intelligent bantering conversation. I have had plenty of time to sort through my career and what I want in a relationship; all I need now is somebody special with whom to share my days. You will find that I am passionate about the things that are important to me and cannot easily be bothered by the things that aren't.

The woman for me is independent but open to letting someone like myself into her heart. She understands when I lament that Farscape was canceled for political reasons, and even if she doesn't identify with the first thing about my interests she is as willing to learn about them as I am about her. If you have ever wanted to have someone who would respect you as a person while showing you the love you deserve, I'm the man for you.

--------------------------
Better?

- Cynthia

October 4, 2004 at 10:00 PM
CyndyMW said...

Let's try this instead:
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I am 35, 5'10", 200 lb (last Doctor's visit).

I enjoy computers, the outdoors, and intelligent bantering conversation. I have had plenty of time to sort through my career and what I want in a relationship; all I need now is somebody special with whom to share my days. You will find that I am passionate about the things that are important to me and cannot easily be bothered by the things that aren't.

The woman for me is independent but open to letting someone like myself into her heart. She understands when I lament that Farscape was canceled for political reasons, and even if she doesn't identify with the first thing about my interests she is as willing to learn about them as I am about her. If you have ever wanted to have someone who would respect you as a person while showing you the love you deserve, I'm the man for you.

--------------------------
Better?

- Cynthia

October 4, 2004 at 10:01 PM

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