It wasn't me. You can't prove anything.


2011-01-24

Lunch conversation

  • Jokes from Prairie home companion.
    • A farmer's wife gets her husband to go to a sex therapist. She finds him after the first visit in the bar singing to a tractor. He said "The therapist said I need to do something sexy to attract her."
    • These chickens walk in to a library. They say "Book boooooook book book." Like chickens are to do. The librarian gave them a couple books. She followed them out the front door and around the corner where they showed the books to a frog. The frog didn't look impressed and said "Read it, read it."
    • What do you do when you are being attacked by a pack of clowns? Go for the juggler.
  • UT getting their own TV channel.
    • Will people watch?
    • Will they charge for it?
    • Is the market big enough?
  • One of the guys pulling a Wally in a meeting this morning.
  • Video games. I just can't escape this. They spoke of video games for half the time we were at the restaurant. I just gawk and nod.
    • Gold ...
    • Tank ...
    • Level ...

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