Weed Eater
I know now why people buy gas weed eaters for a home. I used to wonder
because I'm thinking with that small of an area to cover, you could
almost do it faster with an electric because of the set up. Not only
that, but I used to think electric weed eaters lasted longer than gas.
I was wrong on both counts. My great, wonderful father bought me a
brand new gas weed eater day before yesterday. Even with the first time
setup I did the entire plantation in about thirty minutes.
Let me tell you, this weed eater puts up with a lot less shit from the
weeds. It took me a bit to figure out how the throttle works. You have
to feather it every now and then. That means let off and get right back
on. while you are chewing through the heaver stuff. Otherwise it starts
running rich or something and wants to stall. You have to rap it up
before you (gun the throttle) well before you hit the weeds. It needs
to be at the higher RPM when the string hits the vegetation. It has a
three position throttle. Choke, half choke, and run. Thank goodness the
instructions are on the frigging air cleaner because I'm not going to
remember how to start the damn thing next time I need it.
I need to use better eye protection. I've got a pare of goggles
somewhere. I also need ear protection. The engine is not supper loud,
but it is just loud enough to do bad things if I use it every weekend.
Besides, I like walking through my yard while it idles. I feel manly
and picture the breeze that makes the weeds sway and twitch is actually
them attempting to flee the juggernaut reaper headed their way.
And when I wrought the last blade of my enemy to the ground in ruin, I
looked back upon all I had done and wept, for there were no weeds left
to whack.
Thanks Dad.
Huh? (a true story)
Two programs, A and B.
* A need B to run.
* B needs A to install.
* With a fresh install you must install A first, then B. There is no
other way to do it.
* if you have an upgrade, you must install B (remember there is an old
version of A already on the machine) then uninstall\ the old A and
install the new A.
Clear as mud? :-|
On of those days
I just got pissed off and destroyed about five pieces of computer
equipment at my house. I cannot afford to replace anything. I can't use
the fucking speakers. It is getting to the point where I can't blog
anything any more. There are too many politics.
I left work at 6:30 today after nearly everything went wrong. I didn't
get home until 8:15. A trip that in a car would only take 20
minutes took over an hour and forty five minutes because I'm different
than every one else. I'm an outcast.
The bus driver was very busy screaming and laughing into his cell phone
the entire trip. We nearly got in to three wrecks. He didn't seem
concerned. There was a domestic incident going on in the back of the
bus. I was waiting for the sound of teeth hitting the ground. The bus
stopped twice. Once at Wataberger and again behind the mall. I fucking
hate riding the bus.
I understand hatred. I understand the want to have a target for all
this anger. It would be so nice to have someone to focus on. Someone I
could hate. Someone I could ultimately blame everything wrong with the
world on and just hate.
I say that I hate computers all the time. I wish I could be that week.
Let go and just be one of those evil weak hate mongers. They are all
over the place.
I'm sick and tired of everything. I'm tired of the whole world needing
me to make it work. The IRS needs me to make the budget. The government
needs me to give a shit. The police need me to follow the stupid
fucking rules.
What about my needs goddammit! I need some fucking freedom. I need to
be a man. I need someone to hate.
It wasn't me. You can't prove anything.
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