Kinda glad mine has asthma

 https://reason.com/2021/03/18/washington-wants-to-be-able-to-draft-your-daughters-into-military-service-in-the-name-of-equity/

Washington Wants To Be Able To Draft Your Daughters Into Military Service, in the Name of 'Equity'

Here's a better idea: Abolish the "Selective" Service.