Software Testers

People just don’t understand what software tests are supposed to do. Management just wants the numbers to fall to zero. they don’t care that this is not the purpose of testing. The purpose of testing is to expose bugs and anomalies in the software. Passing is not the goal.

Developers want to solve new problems, not hear about old ones.

Investors want money.

Customers want it to work forever and include all the newest innovations and security fixes.

Testers prey for a zombie apocalypse to ease the pain of their daily existence.