Very Local News

Written 2008-10-02

• Mr. Clean died. The guy who first plaid the character anyway. Sad day for the buzzed. My brother in law asked if Mr Yuck had anything to do with it. funny guy.
  
• Poker is the only way to win at a casino. Every other game will beat you over time because the probabilities are designed specifically to do just this. Poker, the casinos make their money on fees to play. Casinos don't care who wins at poker.
• I made some coffee at work this morning. I still had some sealant on my fingers from working on the door and windows. I can't imagine any of it coming off with all the scrubbing, I only have half my fingerprints.
• I you nuke a country flat, can you get the oil out of the ground without it being radioactive?
• I heard an expert use the word "fence" describing the selling of all those assets the American Taxpayer just bought off the banks. I'm not sure I like that term being used.