Song of the day

To the tune of If You are Happy and You Know it.

If she’s pretty and she’s single then she’s nuts.

If she’s pretty and she’s single then she’s nuts.

I know you want to hit it, but the lady just ain’t worth it.

If she’s pretty and she’s single then she’s nuts.

You get the idea. The above ditty was inspired by a buddy who has had more than a couple run ins with crazy chicks. I’m sure it is really him and not the women he winds up with

I do not believe this song is true. I’ve met pretty women who claimed to be single. It usually turned out they were not single and only trying to hide their relationships. Even the women who were nuts were taken for the most part.