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Plastic Kelly
It wasn't me. You can't prove anything.
2006-01-06
Confuse-ish Say
Your Fortune Is
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
I've had worse fortune cookies.
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