Maps
There was a day when you had to stop some place and buy a map. I
remember pulling into shady places looking for a street map so we could
find some party or friend's house. Things have changed. The other day
Nat printed out a map to a friend's house and it guided us to our
destination with the help of a mobile phone and constant communication.
We didn't need an atlas of Texas to get to our friend's place. We
really only needed the final couple of miles. The map we printed was
relatively detailed and represented only a small area. We knew how to
get to the specific exit on the specific freeway. From there, it was
guess work.
I remember blundering around the inside of a vehicle by flashlight or
worse, dome light, trying to read oddly angled text that meanders along
a crooked line on a page that was not printed at nearly high enough
resolution for the size of the type. I have a vivid memory of one road
appearing to cross the other when in reality, they only came close to
one another and did not have a connection. I forget the barrier to be
crossed to get from one to the other without rounding miles out of the
way.
Though I have a GPS unit somewhere, I've never used it. It is too
difficult to program. The software used to connect it to the computer
is cumbersome and only works with proprietary map data. I've seen them
used. The little homing pidgins work well when the geek wielding them
knows their stuff.
HBO had a show about some Russian soldiers in a tank in Afghanistan
during that conflict. The tank commander decided to turn to the highway
and get back to base faster. The funniest thing though, there are these
two squiggly lines between their position and the highway. hmmmm. Oh,
well, full speed ahead! Well, they end up being quite fortunate
that it is broad daylight because those squiggly lines turn out to be a
tremendous ravine. It didn't help that the engineer had fermented most
of the break fluid into moon-shine. With a quick chat to a truck
on the other side (running down the highway) over the radio they find
that it is hundreds of miles before there is a crossing. There, the
adventure begins.
Map reading is as much art as science. There are things implied, but
not said on some maps. Those colors just might mean something. I've
witnessed a friend mark the speed traps on a map to avoid tickets.
Every one has at one point stuck pins in a map for some reason or
another. Now, I save favorites and paste links into emails.
Mobile phones will surf the net and display maps these days. I cannot
wait until the day that I look something up from the passenger seat and
save the day in some adventure with our friends.
It wasn't me. You can't prove anything.
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