It wasn't me. You can't prove anything.


2005-08-16

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Car made in Iran. The trouble is, it is a good looking set of wheels. Please, let us not underestimate the Axis of evil.

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Look, Mom, over there! It's a live

Jesus! Holy-flipping-bucket-of-ugly!!! Put the sandwich down before you click the link.

Noah
This came in an email from my friend (crazy) Jen. Thanks.

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
 Six: Build your future on high ground.
Seven: For safety sake, travel in pairs.
Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting..

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