Ancient Phallus

A sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave is among the earliest representations of male sexuality ever uncovered, researchers say. The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura. BBC

Under the Science section. You have got to go check out the picture. They tried to make it sound all scientific. You know some reporter was sitting there typing and snickering. I wonder if they faked a straight face while submitting the article to their editor.