Plastic Kelly

It wasn't me. You can't prove anything.


Survived the kid's party

Guy's sugarbowl




Funny thing about acting like a coward. People start treating you like a coward.

So, if we hand any more Guantanamo prisoners over to Uruguay, we are just letting them go?

I enjoy when people take the time to absorb my output.

I find that 9:30 and 13:30 are the big recieve email times of my day. Is this normal? Is every huge corporation the same way? I bet if I allowed for time zones and discounted automated nagmail I would find that pattern even more proliferate.

Hell ya!  They were stupid to attack at night. SF owns the night.

Industry based entirally on lies. What would the number of Gims be if you only paide when you showed up?


Silent Night


Some driving related clips


We went by Shipley's this morning for breakfast. The line was long and not moving. Watched a suburban back in to another vehicle. Didn’t have an angle on the video. We ended up leaving with 5 cars in front of us. They need to work on their speed of service. I like their donuts and kolaches.

What he said. More on why. Not sure what I agree with.

Funny stuff. I have no idea how accurate that is.

Lunch conversation today consisted of poking fun at one of our coworkers who is retiring. That sounds really bad, but she is an awesome human and took it well. She has been great. We speculated her life after work. She is still young and will raise the kids. Yes, I envy her.

Our building gave a free lunch today. It was pretty good. It consisted of chicken rice and beef tips. I ate the beef tips. It wasn’t much, but it was enough to make me worry about my gout. It’s free, so it doesn’t count, right?

TIL: In a dorm, if you smell burnt popcorn, someone was probably smoking weed and needed to cover up the smell.

If I was this guy, I would sue Autonation for not getting rid of his logo. This tells me that if I have a business, I’m going to remove any logos before I trade in the vehicle myself.

Obama doing something I agree with. Well, as long as he ends up signing the bill. Don’t dig too deep there big O, you might find out the military is full of assholes doing a very important job.

Wow. I’m impressed. Never seen one that big before.

TIL: James Madison changed the words in the First Amendment from “aut not” to “shall not”.

Ain't here for me



Listened to a podcast about the extortion racket in Honduras. it is getting to the point where you can not have a business that faces the public without getting extorted by street gangs. They send kids to deliver their death threats. They make random calls to citizens to target them. They just say pay or we will kill you. This is what it looks like to live in a country ruled by the strong. I bitch all the time about feeling like I’m being shaken down by the government under threat of imprisonment for money to do things I do not agree with. I stand by that bitching.

It really scares me when employees sue their own employer for doing something stupid. I don’t like Sony for other reasons, but I really don’t like the fact that they were arrogant about security for their own employees. I hope some rich people go to jail. How often do I say that on this blog?

I am a Constitutionalist. I’m just not violent.

Electric cars are more shit than gas cars if the electricity is made from coal.

A chopper just buzzed our building. Not sure what they were looking for, but they were not very high.

By the time it all plays out in the courts, there will be 10 million new Democrat voters. That is the plan anyway.


Today's theme.


Don't you have a videogame to play?