Plastic Kelly

It wasn't me. You can't prove anything.


2014-07-28

Thoughts while waiting for a ride

Homeward bound

Notes

This section of the blog has become the only section of the blog. It has also pretty much deteriorated in to a bunch of links. Suck it up.

Hamas vs Israel cartoon. I lost a friend over this argument.

RPG: Role Playing Game and Rocket Propelled Grenade. Win win.

Well, that is mighty white of France. God forbid someone try to help these folks defend their homeland or anything. It is just easier if they surrender. They should get used to it if they indeed go to france.

Lunch Conversation
  • Toyota Corollas
  • Restaurants round Houston.
    • Expensive
    • Good food
    • Kids in restaurants
  • Roads in Houston and lowered cars
  • Toll roads round the country
  • Baseball “What is baseball?”
  • Beards and goatees
    • One of the people in our office is a Brony

If you ask 5 economists to predict the future you get 10 answers and they will all be wrong.

HD sound (wideband audio). You can sound better than a couple of tin cans and a string on your expensive smartphone.

Real lower income over the past decade.

Right on top of the “Give me a fucking break!” pile.

Employer coverage declining. Not sure how I feel about this one. I think employer based coverage is completely the wrong way to do it.

He’s right. Intelligence is an illusion beyond math and logic.

Notes

2014-07-25
What is ISIS? It is winning. I’m telling you, once they make a country and people bitch about the busses not running on time, they will settle down.

“Send Me an Angel” is the most shit eighties song. Discuss in the comments.

Kerberos doesn’t throw a message “Your shit expired. Re-login.” It just sort of kind of stops letting you do stuff on the network. This not only causes a dip in productivity, but needless support calls.

You know, you cannot take 100% of income with taxes. Leave the sucker rent money.  There is a break point where people start to look for other avenues to live. I’ve heard people estimate that taking more than 50% of income as tax will cause entrepreneurs AKA the people who create jobs for others, to bugger off and work their economical magic elsewhere.
  • Leave
  • Hide the money (usually offshore)
  • Hide the work (usually offshore)
  • Black Market
  • Revolution

Consumer spending is the king of the economy. Confidence determines how much people spend. The UK is thinking the forcing employers to have a pension plan was not as good an  idea as it sounded because that new spending by employers is replacing raises. This makes people less confident. They spend less.

Chinese eyec hart. Holy-moly

People who kayak and canoe all over the place seem to think it is very peaceful and relaxing. This is based on the pictures they take and blog entries made while doing those tasks.
“I’m from the government and I’m hear to see to your needs. Right now, you need to sit down and shut up or I’ll taze you.”


2014-07-27

Successful ad campaign

Weekend Clips


2014-07-26

Today

Today I lost a friend over the middle east conflict. She put her opinion online. I answered with my opinion and she dropped me as a friend. One more casualty in the many wars of the world.

As far as I feel, there is no anger involved. If you do not want to hear someone's opinion you must be prepared for counter opinion. This is not just for thi internet. It is in all comunications.

What I said from memory. "Hamas' s chaer calls for the distruction.  The people of the Palistinian Teratorys voted Hamas in to power. The Palistinians got the government they diserve."

This one is for you Adam

Empanadas, there what's for dinner.

This guy always parks like this

Purring like a chainsaw

Pretty flowers ugly field


2014-07-25

Sign


2014-07-24

New Belt

New belt

Lunch conversation

  • Animals
    • More than one of us have experienced hand-me-up cats. That is a cat that was purchased by or for a child left at the parent’s place when the kid leaves for college or just bails.
    • Giving animals as gifts should be banned unless pre agreed upon by all parties.
    • Finches live a long time, but not nearly as long as paret.
    • Animals can be needy
    • Difficult to take care of pets while you have to travel all over the planet
  • Work
    • Nothing was mentioned about hiring practices (inside joke)
  • International
    • Egyptian tank defences
    • Israeli Palestinian issues
  • T-Shirts from TV shows
  • Weekend plans
  • Adam’s place in Origin

This was a pretty good conversation considering there were five of us today.

Notes

I was on the road in the magic time of ten minutes to six this morning and no honk. I was not in the first section of rad at that time. It makes me wonder if the honker only travels part of the road. It is more likely just a variant in the time this morning.

I’m fighting to get notes in to my Evernotes. I want to put more stuff in this database. It is weird.  I feel a sense of accomplishment when I plunk down a new note that I’ll actually come back to at some point.

One day my phone battery will last all day and then some. Other days, like today, It barely makes it past lunch before beeping at me. No number of reboots or killing apps seem to make any difference. Since I encrypted my phone and card, there has been no noticeable difference.

Leftists cheat more? I think this needs to be expanded.



Time sounds off on how shit our current government is.

Hamas targeting journalists could backfire on them. You know, many people in the media might actually side with Israel if they think their lives are on the line. Funny how that works. It’s easy to hate the Jews until they are the only thing between you and annihilation.


2014-07-23

What! No selfie today?

Herb, the shitty angel

I’m going to die. I remind myself of this nightly before I go to sleep. That or it is that shitty angel named Herb with the glasses who thinks it is more important to remind people of the frucking obvious instad of letting them get some sleep.

Herb must be on overtime because I thought about it today. Now I don’t know if Herb has a thing about ruining people’s day or if he is just out of ideas for helping. I thought about dying today at lunch. I was purchasing my third chicken sandwich from McDonald's this week. This time I got fries with that. It hit me, “Kelly, you are going to die.” I thought about my day and the past two weeks and I thought back to myself “You know, it would be great if you dropped me right here because I wouldn’t have to go back to work.”

It isn’t that I want to die. I just want to kick back on a beach in the warm daylight of an island somewhere and toss back mities until I check out on my way back to the beachside bar..

It isn’t that I am unafraid of death. I’m terrified of the pain and fear before death. I really fear dying in a situation where someone else is depending on me and I fail them. That is the hero wanna be in me.

I have no idea what goes on out there in the universe I have some ideas about where our consciousness goes. Most of them are pretty cool. The trouble is Nature isn’t cool. nature give zero shit about me here on Earth why would that change on the other side. What is the point of life? Why are we here. Herb knows. He isn’t talking.

Ideas
  • Nothing. You grab your chest, try to scream, but can’t. Fade to black.
    • No sense of time passing so who cares.
    • This state was not so bad before I was born, so I’m not too worried.
  • Reincarnation. I don’t like being here now, why the hell would I want to come back?
    • My luck, I would come back as every tadpole in a pond all being eaten by the same fish at the same moment. One after the other.
  • Christianity - Heaven seems boring. Hell sucks worse than Earth.
    • I’m going to catch hell from Adam if he reads this.
  • Judaism - I have no idea where jews believe they go when they die.
  • Islam - I don't want to know what Muslim heaven looks like.
  • Buddhism - Are they are the reincarnation thing?
  • What happens to witches when they die?
  • Stepping in to the light. There is some drug you can take that will kick off a step in to the light illusion in your head while you lie there in euphoria. Then it wears off and you have to go back to your life.

I need to do some research on religions. I’m not going to pick one based on the description of heaven and hell. I am just curious how long I can get this list. Wave it in front of Herb’s face on the way up.

Notes

Something to read while on the toilet because you might just shit.

Trueblood has jumped the shark. This, the last, season is all about bashing Republicans. Real Republicans, not fictional ones. Bad form HBO.



mmmmm shiny.


2014-07-22

Notes

2014-07-21
Several servers had some issues this morning. I walked in and ka-bluy! Got things going to a point. Our 15 minute meeting last an hour. Missed lunch because people who wanted to go to the good place wanted to go to a much more expensive place. I just ended up skipping lunch. I’m fat enough.

More illegals entering Texas than people born here. Gives a bit of scale to the issue.

2014-07-22
I promise, Android has something similar. Apple IOS has a backdoor.

Trueblood makes a “Republicunt” crack. Prove their Demetwat leaning.

Kary not invited (uninvited I bet) to Peace talks between Israel and Hamas (Note, I didn’t say Gaza or the Palestinians. That is because Hamas is te one in charge and the one talking .. Oh, and shooting missiles at civilians.)

Maybe the IRS didn’t lose all those emails. Will anyone go to jail over this tyranny? Something about the level of “destroyed” or something.

Tel Aviv airport put on flyby status for U. S. carriers for at least 24 hours. Pesky war going on and all.

France getting a head start on surrender to Russia. Interesting idea to screw Putin (Russia) in that article. It will never fly. it makes way too much sense. God forbit the U. S. bring herself to punish an aggressor nation.

They were in a war zone.

Meeting doodle