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2010-10-26

Shawn of the Dead

I re watched Shawn of the Dead last night. I forgot how good that show is. It also reminded me that even British people should learn gun safety.

Spoiler Alert!

When the inevitable zombie apocalypse occurs, be armed with firearms. Killing zombies is more efficient with firearms. Do not get caught in Canada or Europe when the other shoe drops. No one in Shawn of the Dead can soot. They don't understand the concept of keep the ammunition on your person at all times either.

Bullets

  • Killing loved ones because they turned in to zombies.
  • Killing zombies with guns, vehicles, bits of wood.
  • Traveling to somewhere more safe avoiding zombies.
  • Acquiring a very nice car, because you can in a zombie apocalypse.
  • Survivors using zombies as slave labor.
  • Survivors falling in (back in) love.

Anti-Bullets

  • Killing someone who is not a zombie because, hey, when will you get a better chance?
  • Flamethrowers.
  • Modified zombie guzzling super vehicles.

It just might come to pass that both zombies and robots will rise and attempt to conquer humanity. I want to make the movie where both happen at the same time. Humans basically sit and watch the fun. Then, get back to their daily lives when it is all over. Then the zombiebots get a shot at it.

Shawn of the Dead might be the most accurate portrayal of what a real zombie apocalypse would look like. Some will be in denial. Some will take charge. some will stand there and be eaten. Some will prey. Some will just sit there and dye of thirst. In the end, either the military will come in and take care of things or the zombies will all run out of food and die off. Either way, the survivors get to repopulate the earth. That's what you should look forward to.

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