It wasn't me. You can't prove anything.


2010-09-11

Plans

I so had plans to shoot myself mowing the yard with the Flip. Then making a time lapse out of it. I start coughing last night. The sinus cold has taken up residence in my chest. I mowed regardless. I took like five breaks and drank a ton of water. I sat in the garage in a lawn chair. People drove by and looked at my mower and half mowed lawn and gawked. I just sat there and gawked back, from my bright red chair in the garage in the shade, dripping with sweat, coughing stuff that stained the concreat.

So, I claim illness and heat and slak-jawed gawkers for lack of a time lapse that would have been cool. FAIL

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