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2010-01-03

All in a name

Here are a few of the names I've heard tossed against the wall for the guy who hid a bomb in his underpants and tried to blow up a plane on Christmas Eve.

  • Pantie bomber
  • Nicker bomber
  • Underwear bomber
  • Skivvies bomber
  • Ballux bomber
  • Testicle Terrorist
  • Fruit of the boom
  • Tighty-Kaboom

We had to take our shoes off after the shoe bomber. How many jokes can be made for having to go commando through the airport. I for one am going to ware a kilt and not much else if I ever have to go through an airport in my life again. I heard the TSA stopped confiscating cigarette lighters only because they had trouble disposing of 22,000 lighters a day without causing an environmental disaster.

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