Golf

This guy is playing golf with his wife. He smacks the ball right on the other side of this barn.

The guy says, "You know what, I'm going to take a stroke and just play the ball."

His wide says "Are you nuts? Open the doors of the barn and hit the ball straight through."

Not being the kind of guy who stands up to his wife, he opens the doors on both sides of the little barn and sure enough it is a straight shot. With his wife standing next to him, he wallops the ball. Having never plaid through a building, the ball bounces off one thing then another and ricochets round the barn in one second covering opening in a web of blurry tracers only to come right back at the pare and smack his wife in the head killing her instantly.

The next year the guy is playing with his buddy and comes to the same hole. He manages to put the ball in the exact same spot.

Our widower says "I'm just going to take the drop and play through."

His buddy says "Are you nuts, That barn is empty. Open the door and play through."

The man says "No way. Last year I played the ball from that same spot and got a 5 on this hole."