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2009-05-30

Why I use Twitter

As I turned forty, I was racked by pangs of guilt for having not done so much in my youth. I have friend, I think she is 24. Here are the last 18 or so hours of her life on twitter.

  • i love austin radio - josh abbott live on kvet about 17 hours ago
  • a bit drunk, thanks trudys! about 14 hours ago
  • my buzz was killed when my friend turned into a trailer park for a party this is austin! i thought i left east tx! about 13 hours ago
  • bleh it reeks of wee d about 13 hours ago
  • honestly i worry about my bestie & the questionable friends she makes about 13 hours ago
  • gay bar about 12 hours ago
  • i think i need to stay somewhat sober tonight & babysit - fuck about 12 hours ago
  • ust got told i was gorgeous by a guy in the group about 11 hours ago
  • bleh! no more shots! paalease! about 11 hours ago
  • i dont know why but i feel the need to sign thank u when i say it, esp. when drunk about 11 hours ago
  • dude please! not into gay guys! about 10 hours ago
  • so much for staying sober! fuckkk about 10 hours ago
  • dude a guy who looked like a porn star hit on me about 9 hours ago
  • im Fing hungry! & McDs is only taking cash! bitches about 9 hours ago
  • my head...ugh 23 minutes ago
  • why were there so many shots last night 21 minutes ago

I missed nothing as a tween, teen or twerty. Twerty being that 21-35 I'm an adult now. Get out of my way era.

She is not doing anything wrong. She is not doing much that is stupid, except possibly riding around from place to place with the most sober person behind the wheel instead of the sober person behind the wheel. I'm not wagging my finger. I'm just saying this is a great reminder that I did some of this and made the decision to become an old fart. I did this as a means of self preservation and I should not think of all that partying and casual sex that I didn't have as a bad thing. I'm in it for the long haul.

Link to Mrs Priss Twitter MySpace

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