Top ten reasons hurricane season is like Christmas

10: Decorating the house (with plywood). 9: Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season. 8: Last minute shopping in crowded stores. 7: Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials'. 6: Family coming to stay with you. 5: Family and friends from out of state calling you. 4: Buying food you don't normally buy . . . and in large quantities. 3: Days off from work. 2: Candles. And the Number One reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas: 1: At some point you're probably going to have a tree in your house!