The Witch and the Loto

Wicca teacher says he has a winning ticket in Mega Millions ... He and his wife, Denise, were on their way to the shop where he occasionally teaches Wicca and Reiki healing when they stopped at a liquor store and bought two $5 Mega Millions tickets for Friday night's estimated $330 million jackpot. ... Bartlett, an accountant from Dundalk, said he made a bargain with the multiple gods associated with his Wiccan beliefs: "You let me win the lottery and I'll teach." Both tickets he purchased had numbers chosen randomly from the computer. CNN

Harm none.

The article author keeps calling them teachers of Wicca, operators of a new age book store. I haven't found the word witch any ware. This is CNN.

Hat tip Boing Boing.