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2006-12-27

How to Defeat the U. S.
The one thing I hear repeatedly in martial arts is use the momentum and strength of your opponent against them. This theory works well against the U. S..
Do it all in the name of religion. This makes everything so much easier. Most people in the U. S. expect religious people to be irrational.
Play against Liberal guilt
. It is a snap to play the victim and get played in the U. S. media as such. The problem with being the biggest kid on the block is your own guilt.
Long Haul. Be in it for the long haul. announce that you will span generations to achieve your goal. You don't care if no one today is alive to watch your cause achieve victory.
Be willing to win. Be willing to cut someone's head off on TV while they scream at you to go to hell. Be willing to send children in to a crowd to blow themselves up.
Play the press game. Higher a PR firm. Hold press conferences. Hold Charity events. Make sure to invite the press to the good and always push the party line.
Lie. Parade wounded people in front of TV cameras. It doesn't seem to matter if they are the same people every week. Or even the same building.
Lie more. Make sure the U. S. press has a safe place to stay while you spoon feed them what ever you want from the danger zone.
Lawyer up. Form organizations like CAIR full of lawyers on your side who are willing to sue every time someone in the U. S. sympathetic to your cause stubs their toe. This is the best way to bring your fight to the U. S.
Stifle your critics. Any one who stands up and says anything that is remotely against your cause, call them a racist or a xenophobe or say it is hate speech. Think up a new liberal term that will sell in the media. It doesn't matter if they are accurate or if they only speak the truth.
Stay in the news. The best way to stay in the news is to kill a U. S. soldier every day or so. The easiest way to do this is to wait for a group to drive by a bomb and blow them up.  The more chicken-shit the method the more likely it will stick in the of the U. S. citizen.
Never admit you lost a fight. Even if you do loose 1000 people in a single fight, remember it is rood for the U. S. media outlets to report the number of enemy dead. None of the media has a problem blaring U. S. casualties. As long as you don't bring it up, it will look like the U. S. is the only side loosing people. The Vietcong lost the Tet Offensive, but it made the U. S. look bad.
Do not fight on U. S. soil. If you can avoid killing people actually in the U. S. they will never get up enough courage to wipe you out.  The quickest way to get nuked by the U. S. (short of hitting the U. S. first) is to start abducting teenage white girls off the streets of the U. S. and taking them to another country to have your way with them on TV. That might do it.
Blame the Jews. So many people in this world hate Jews that they are willing to listen to any hair-brained excuse that the Jews are behind all the woes of the world. I don't understand it, but it seems to work. This might even work if you are Jewish..
Infiltrate the UN. The UN and other international organizations are ripe for manipulation. The world runs on paperwork. The UN is just a way to push paper around in circles. It is a great way to make the U. S. look like the bad guy who won't negotiate or talk before throwing punches.

I'm sure there are more. I'll add them al together and write a book.

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