Heath, eat you heart out.

I like diesel trucks. They are extra manly. They are slow, tough, hard to stall, high compression, and they stink. Just like me.

If at first you don't succeed, back up and floor it

I like Toyota. They get the nod even if they are not diesel.

oop-oop-oop-WATCH IT!

Another brave Toyota. (strong language).

Taking it a bit far

It gets 60 mpg. It has been bunjied together. It is cross wired like a Christmas tree. It is noisy inside and out. There is no AC or heater that I see. It smells like ass, but it will get you down the road.
Bring it on.